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| Top 10 Reasons My
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10) Stephen Hawking always wants to carpool.
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9) Breaking the laws of physics is only a misdemeanor in most
states.
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8) Traffic enforcement is pretty much limited to cops with
Ph.D.'s in Quantum Physics.
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7) Bugs - they never see you comin'.
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6) I can get to the good hookers before Charlie Sheen.
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5) I made a fortune selling pizza with the slogan "It's there
before you order or it's free!"
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4) I sleep until noon and still get to work by 8:00am!
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3) I'm never in the car long enough to hear an entire Madonna
song.
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2) My cigar butts don't land in the back seat, they land in
last week!
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... and the number one cool thing about my faster-than-light
car is ...
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1) I get a license plate that reads "ME = MC^2"
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| What Cool Scientists Are
Listening To - Click Links Below |
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:: Cash
- Being Simple
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:: Viva K - Does It Matter?
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:: The Ark - One
Of Us Is Gonna Die Young
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:: The Donnas - Roll On Down The Highway
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:: Billy Joe Shaver - Georgia On A Fast Train
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:: Phish - Gin And Juice
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:: The Whigs -
Technology
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:: Marit Larsen - Only A Fool
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:: Euphoria - Back Against The Wall
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:: Richard Swift - As I Go
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:: Snowglobe - Rainbow
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