Making The World Safe For Science - One Supermodel At A Time
The Top 10 Mysteries Of Science Part III
3.This study says men are smarter than women. This study says tall people are smarter than short people. This article says a woman is mentally playing tennis, even in a coma. So I should be able to build a space shuttle in an hour if you give me the schematic because I am tall, male and not in a coma.
Here's how you can impress me, sociologists. Given all those studies can you explain to me why it is I can't win an argument with Lady Scientist and still get sex?
Want to impress me, archaelogists? Tell me why her gaze doesn't turn everyone to stone, because she is clearly wearing the Head Of Medusa on her neck:
And The Number One Mystery Of Science For September is ...
1. Christina Aguilera and whoever this guy is she is with.
I can appreciate that Christina Aguilera gave hope to ugly guys everywhere by marrying him but something about this is just wrong. I have five medical degrees and I can't figure out what is going on with his teeth.
The only answer? Well, there are two, and it proves both creationists and evolutionists wrong:
A) This guy is a neanderthal, so evolution doesn't exist, and
B) The fact that Christina Aguilera married him proves there is no God.