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| 2) My cigar butts don't land in the back seat, they land in last week! |
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Making The World Safe For Science - One Supermodel At A Time
When Good Girls Go Bad
I guess the NY Times is just discovering that Halloween is the perfect time for women to let out their inner tramp.
Men knew this. Hell, we invented Halloween many years ago for no other reason than to get Celtic women out of those ill-fitting robes and into some cool outfits.
Even seeing that picture makes me feel all piratey. If she were here I'd totally make her surrender her booty.
“It’s a night when even a nice girl can dress like a dominatrix and still hold her head up the next morning,” said Linda M. Scott, the author of Fresh Lipstick: Redressing Fashion and Feminism
and a professor of marketing at the University of Oxford in England.Here's some news for Linda. Every day is a good day to dress up like a dominatrix, whether you can hold up your head the next morning or not.
Should any of you happen to have good pictures of you dressed up like a dominatrix for Halloween, be sure to send them over and I will do a special "Hottest Halloween Girls Of Science" post and make you famous. Don't bother to send me fake ones. I have them all.
And should any of you happen to own one of these outfits, I will marry you right now*:
*Marriage offer not available to residents of planet earth or the ethereal plane.
posted by Buckaroo at 1:18 PM |
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